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Very mind your own business. Very couldn’t care less. Very don’t give a monkey’s - Ceramic Mug
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I’m not sure what my spirit animal is, but I’m pretty sure it has rabies - Ceramic Mug
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I have a really good heart, but I also have a smart mouth and I’m a little mean - Ceramic Mug
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I actually have a pretty large vocabulary for someone who swears so often - Ceramic Mug
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Mystery Design - Ceramic Mug
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Funny Affirmations - Ceramic Mug
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Straight outta low-key Ohio - Ceramic Mug
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Some people are not here to evolve. They are here to remind us what it looks if we don't - Ceramic Mug
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Here for the drama - Ceramic Mug
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Moody as fook - Ceramic Mug
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I have a face with subtitles - Ceramic Mug
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Fuck off, me, no, that, you - Ceramic Mug
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I am freaking awesome - Ceramic Mug
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Don't forget to drink your water and mind your own business this week - Ceramic Mug
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Let's have a moment of silence for all those people dying for attention - Ceramic Mug
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Someone's crazy ex - Ceramic Mug
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Before you ask me anything, ask yourself if you want to hear my answer - Ceramic Mug
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I'm all peopled out - Ceramic Mug
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I’m not lazy. I act my wage - Ceramic Mug
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Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They are all out of batteries - Ceramic Mug
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I’m not sure what my future holds, but it can’t possibly be going according to plan - Ceramic Mug
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My giveafuck is on holiday - Ceramic Mug
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I am not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that - Ceramic Mug
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You can't make this shit up - Ceramic Mug
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My people skills are exeptional. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work - Ceramic Mug
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Future Sugar Daddy - Ceramic Mug
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Future MILF - Ceramic Mug
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There We Are Then - Ceramic Mug
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Cuddly Unicorns Nap Together - Ceramic Mug
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You think I’m sarcastic. You should hear the things I keep to myself - Ceramic Mug
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Shhh, no one cares - Ceramic Mug
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I have never faked a sarcasm - Ceramic Mug
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Proud member of the National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your help - Ceramic Mug
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Please don't be rude to me because my rude will outrude your rude and you will cry - Ceramic Mug
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I've googled my symptoms. Turns out that I have a bullshit intolerance - Ceramic Mug
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If you don’t like me, breathe in and out. There’s literally nothing else you can do - Ceramic Mug
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Today’s plan FUCK IT! - Ceramic Mug
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Today's mantra Punching people will land me jail time and I'm too soft for jail. Omm - Ceramic Mug
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I was once a people person. But people ruined that for me. Now I'm a coffee person - Ceramic Mug
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The devil whispered I'm coming for you. I whispered back bring coffee - Ceramic Mug
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I'm a tea enthusiast. The more tea I drink, the more enthusiastic I become - Ceramic Mug
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I'm a coffee enthusiast. The more coffee I drink, the more enthusiastic I become - Ceramic Mug
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I hate when people don't get my sarcasm because I now sound like a bully - Ceramic Mug
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If you hear me shouting at my children, just know, that I said it nicely 37 times - Ceramic Mug
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Live Laugh Fuck Off - Ceramic Mug
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Don’t you sometimes just want to say. You can’t possibly be that fucking stupid - Ceramic Mug
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Sometimes I don’t know if I’m in a bad mood or everyone around me is just fucking stupid - Ceramic Mug
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Go away. I'm introverting - Ceramic Mug
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I’m glad that my thoughts don’t appear in speech bubbles over my head - Ceramic Mug
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I wonder if people look both ways before getting on my fucking nerves - Ceramic Mug
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Didn’t care yesterday. Don’t give a shit today. Most likely won’t give a fuck tomorrow - Ceramic Mug
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Did you know that there’s a medicine for what you suffer from? It’s called cuntybiotics - Ceramic Mug
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You can’t possibly still be shocked by what’s coming out of my mouth - Ceramic Mug
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Some people are like twunts. Because twat and cunt just isn't enough - Ceramic Mug
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I wonder how many people listen to me and think if I get psychiatric help - Ceramic Mug
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Let’s see which emotional issues should I bury under layers of sarcasm today - Ceramic Mug
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Today’s forecast: 100% chance of bullshit. 0% chance of giving a fuck - Ceramic Mug
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Not to brag, but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions - Ceramic Mug
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You are having a laugh - Ceramic Mug
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Give me coffee to change the things I can and wine to accept those that I cannot - Ceramic Mug
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap more people at once - Ceramic Mug
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Some days my supply of available fucks to give is insufficient for the demand - Ceramic Mug
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Some days the supply of available profanities is insufficient for my demand - Ceramic Mug
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It's hard to smile and nod when all I want to do is slap people in their faces - Ceramic Mug
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I'm sarcastic because telling people to go fuck themselves is apparently rude - Ceramic Mug
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Honestly, nobody cares - Ceramic Mug
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If I ever say 'First Of All' - Ceramic Mug
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Perfect Brew - Ceramic Mug
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