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Wall Calendar 2025 - 'Live, laugh, love' reimagined
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Wall Calendar 2025 - Funny Slogans Sweary Version
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Wall Calendar 2025 - Funny Slogans Clean Version
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Wall Calendar 2025 - Office/Work Themed Funny Slogans
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Wall Calendar 2025 - Coffee Themed Funny Slogans & Graphics
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What a shitshow - Metal Pen
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Not my circus, not my monkeys - Metal Pen
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I'm too pretty for prison - Metal Pen
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If you steal this pen, you are a cunt - Metal Pen
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I work with fucking idiots - Metal Pen
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I fucking hate people - Metal Pen
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I don't get paid enough for this - Metal Pen
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It's all and games until HR finds out - Mouse pad
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No email has ever found me well - Mouse Pad
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Nothing says 'Well done' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'I'm proud of you' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Good luck' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Congratulatiuons on your promotion' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Congratulations on your retirement' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Congratulations on your graduation' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'You'll be missed' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'You've got this' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Congratulations on your engagement' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Congratulations on your divorce' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Congratulations on passing your test' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Congratulations' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Congratulations on your new home' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Congratulations on your new job' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Congratulations on your new baby' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Merry Christmas' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Happy Father's Day' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Happy Mother's Day' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Nothing says 'Congratulations on getting married' more than this £2.50 card - Geeting Card
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Wild mushrooms - Lined Notebook
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Skull with books - Lined Notebook
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Pumpkins - Lined Notebook
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Goth moth - Lined Notebook
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Woman drinking coffee - Lined Notebook
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Meadow - Lined Notebook
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Butterfly - Lined Notebook
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Beach - Lined Notebook
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I'm reading. Kindly fuck off - Bookmark
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What the fuck have I just read - Bookmark
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I'm reading. Unless you have pizza or another book, go away - Bookmark
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If you disturb me while I'm reading, I will show you what a book thrown at your face feels like - Boomark
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If I'm holding a book, pretend I'm invisible - Bookmark
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I’ve read too many books to simply believe what I’m told - Bookmark
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I don’t need a therapy - I just need more books - Bookmark
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Work gossip and other things HR mustn’t find out about - Lined Notebook
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Stupid meeting notes and penis drawings - Lined Notebook
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Reasons why I hate my job and drafts of notice letters - Lined Notebook
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My Only Fans income - Lined Notebook
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My New Year’s resolutions. Best dessert recipes - Lined Notebook
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List of names I call my colleagues behind their backs - Lined Notebook
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List of discreet ways of drinking alcohol at work without raising suspicion - Lined Notebook
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List of all those times emails didn’t find me well - Lined Notebook
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List of all those silly ideas my boss had but we never got to do - Lined Notebook
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List of all the times I was right and my boss was not - Lined Notebook
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List of all my brilliant drunk ideas - Lined Notebook
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Every time I take notes in a meeting that could have been an email, a tree dies of irony - Lined Notebook
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All my silly little notes from all those silly meetings that should have been silly emails - Lined Notebook
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My book of boobs drawings important meeting stuff Lined Notebook
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List of flying fucks I no longer give - Lined Notebook
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List of silly little cunts colleagues I wish got sacked this year - Lined Notebook
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Shit my stupid boss thinks is important - Lined Notebook
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I’ve hit a whole new level of not giving a fuck - Mouse Pad
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I refuse to argue with people who should have been swallowed - Mouse Pad
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Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks - Mouse Pad
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Stay weird - Mouse Pad
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The main cause of stress is daily contact with idiots - Mouse Pad
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Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often - Mouse Pad
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Daily reminder: Some people are here just to test your patience - Mouse Pad
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I swear I have it all together. I just forgot where I put it - Mouse Pad
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I should be paid more for the amount of idiocy I need to deal with - Mouse Pad
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I might leave work early today, for whatever excuse you'll believe - Mouse Pad
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Yorkshire Sayings - Mouse Pad
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Being at work is a social experiment testing the limits of my patience and ability to interract with idiots - Mouse Pad
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I'm pretty sure being your ... is the only gift you need - Greeting Card
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It's hard to find a friend who is smart, caring, loving, sexy and fun. My advice to you is don't lose me - Greeting Card
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Happy birthday you beautiful bitch - Greeting Card
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Happy birthday you silly cunt - Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas you dickhead - Greeting Card
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Happy Valentine's Day you beautiful bitch - Greeting Card
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Happy Mother's Day to the best mother in the world. At least you tried - Greeting Card
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You are so lucky! It must have been a pleasure to teach me! - Teachers Greeting Card
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We tested your patience, but you passed! Enjoy your summer break! - Teachers Greeting Card
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We didn’t drive you completely mad, did we? - Teachers Greeting Card
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School’s out, sanity is back! Have a great summer! - Teachers Greeting Card
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No more 'hands up' - Just feet up! Enjoy! - Teachers Greeting Card
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I hope you’ve done your homework and planned an amazing summer! - Teachers Greeting Card
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Happy end of the school year! Time to trade in your marking pen for a fruity drink with a tiny umbrella! - Teachers Greeting Card
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Are you coming back in September? - Teachers Greeting Card
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Wishing you a wonderful summer and unlimited supply of glue sticks - Teachers Greeting Card
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The biggest lie I tell myself is I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it - Lined Notebook
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Sometimes I think about skipping school. But then I remember I’m a teacher - Lined Notebook
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Sometimes I think about skipping school. But then I remember I’m a teaching assistant - Lined Notebook
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I’m a teacher. Of course I have enough glue sticks - Lined Notebook
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I’m a maths teacher. I’m the only teacher that counts - Lined Notebook
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Someone’s favourite teacher - Lined Notebook
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Someone’s favourite teaching assistant - Lined Notebook
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TA stands for totally awesome - Lined Notebook
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You can’t scare me. I’m a teacher - Lined Notebook
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You can’t scare me. I’m a teaching assistant - Lined Notebook
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I’m not bossy. I’m a teacher - Lined Notebook
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I have a secret stash of glue sticks - Lined Notebook
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Classroom is my happy place. Just kidding. My bed is my happy place - Lined Notebook
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I’m a teacher. I make it make sense - Lined Notebook
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My students are better than yours. One even got me this awesome notebook - Lined Notebook
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Happy Father's Day to the best father in the world. Well at least you tries. It's the thought that counts - Greeting Card
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Mum! Happy Father's Day - Greeting Card
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Happy Father's Day! To the man who taught me that 'because I said so' is a perfectly valid argument - Greeting Card
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Happy Father's Day! To the man who still thinks I'm special, even after all the embarrasing thinds I've done - Greeting Card
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Happy Father's Day! To the man who still insists I'm a 'little angel' despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary - Greeting Card
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Dad! You're the reason I'm not in therapy yet. Happy Father's Day - Greeting Card
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Dad! Thanks for saying 'Yes' when mum said 'No'. Happy Father's Day - Greeting Card
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Dad! Thanks for not disowning me during my teenage years. Happy Father's Day - Greeting Card
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Dad! Thanks for giving me your impecable taste in music and your questionable taste in women (sorry mum). Happy Father's Day - Greeting Card
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Dad! Thanks for giving me your good looks and your weird sense of humour. Happy Father's Day - Greeting Card
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Dad! You're the reason I turned out mostly ok. Happy Father's Day - Greeting Card
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See? This is what 6 inches looks like - 6-inch hardboard ruler
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Oh fuck! How does it feel to be that old - Greeting Card
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Oh fuck! Not another birthday - Greeting Card
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Holy fuck! YOU’RE (age) - Greeting Card
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Holy fuck! HOW OLD - Greeting Card
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Dad! Happy Mother's Day - Greeting Card
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Happy Mother's Day! To the woman who still insists I'm a 'little angel' despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary - Greeting Card
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Happy Mother's Day! To the woman who still thinks I'm special, even after all the embarrasing thinds I've done - Greeting Card
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Happy Mother's Day! To the woman who taught me that 'because I said so' is a perfectly valid argument - Greeting Card
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Mum! Thanks for giving me your impeccable taste in music... and yout questionable taste in men (sorry day). Happy Mother's Day - Greeting Card
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Mum! Thanks fot letting me believe I'm the reason you have grey hair. Happy Mother's Day - Greeting Card
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Mum! Thanks for loving me even when I'm hangry. Happy Mother's Day - Greeting Card
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Mum! You're the reason I'm not in therapy... yet. Happy Mother's Day - Greeting Card
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Mum! Thanks for Giving Me Your Good Looks and Your Weird Sense of Humour. Happy Mother's Day - Greeting Card
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Mum! You're the Reason I Turned Out... Mostly Okay. Happy Mother's Day - Greeting Card
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Mum! Thanks for pretending to like all my terrible artwork. Happy Mother's Day - Greeting Card
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Mum! Thanks for not Disowning Me During My Teenage Years. Happy Mother's Day - Greeting Card
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Elegant Zodiac Symbol - Lined Notebook
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Things I rather write down because I’m too pretty for prison - Lined Notebook
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List of all those times I needed a speed bump between my brain and my mouth - Lined Notebook
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My book of 'shit to conquer' - Lined Notebook
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No crisis allowed this week. My schedule is already full - Lined Notebook
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I swear I have it all together. I just forgot where I put it - Lined Notebook
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A wise woman once said ‘FUCK THIS SHIT’, and she lived happily ever after - Lined Notebook
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Fold your worries into paper planes and turn them into flying fucks - Lined Notebook
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I have my own circus and my own monkeys. Keep yours away - Lined Notebook
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Happy Valentine's Day You Dickhead - Greeting Card
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Happy Valentine's Day You Silly Twat - Greeting Card
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Happy Valentine's Day You Silly Bollocks - Greeting Card
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Nothing says I LOVE YOU more than this £2.50 card - Greeting Card
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Happy birthday you silly twat - Greeting Card
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Happy birthday you silly bollocks - Greeting Card
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Merry Christmas you silly twat - Christmas Card
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Merry Christmas you silly bollocks - Christmas Card
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This Christmas, may your patience be as long as Santa's 'nice list' - Christmas Card
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May your Christmas biscuits be as sweet as your grandma's gossip - Christmas Card
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Here's to a Christmas as merry and bright as Buddy the Elf on a sugar high - Christmas Card
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Wishing you a Christmas as satisfying as a perfectly dunked biscuit in a cup of Yorkshire tea - Christmas Card
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May your Christmas be as flawless as Mariah hitting those high notes - Christmas Card
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly - Christmas Card
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Wishing you a Yuletide so bright that even Rudolph would need sunglasses, and a Yorkshire pudding so perfect it's fit for the King - Christmas Card
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May your days be merry and bright, and your relatives be neither. Happy Holidays! - Christmas Card
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As you unwrap your presents, remember it's not the gift but the thought that counts - Christmas Card
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Remember, calories don't count during the holidays - Christmas Card
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It's the most wonderful time of the year unless you're a turkey - Christmas Card
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In the true spirit of Christmas - Christmas Card
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That'll do - Greeting Card
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You'll be reyt! Nuff said - Greeting Card
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Thank you for putting up with my bullshit - Greeting Card
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Congratulations on your new home! Hope your interest rate isn't too high - Greeting Card
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Marriage is about finding that special person to annoy for a lifetime - Greeting Card
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Congratulations on your new job traitor! Greeting Card
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I'm chuffed that you managed to escape - Greeting Card
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I'm gutted that you are leaving me! Bye - Greeting Card
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Congratulations on your new job! Yeah, whatever! Please don't leave me - Greeting Card
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Seriously? You're leaving with this crazy bunch?! I hope you sleep at night - Greeting Card
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Happy birthday ya old geezer! Nuff said - Greeting Card
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Happy birthday ar lass! Nuff said - Greeting Card
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Happy birthday! Innit - Greeting Card
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How old??? Happy level up day - Greeting Card
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If you think this card is crap wait until you open your present - Greeting Card
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Congratulations! Your Yorkshire Pud is finally out of the oven - Greeting Card
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